When Henrietta Maria of France married Charles I, king of England, he called her attention to a Van Dyck hanging in one of the rooms. The painting showed Calvin holding a quill, and looking up, heavenwards.
Silently and intently, the queen pondered the masterpiece. At last the king asked:
—“What are your thoughts?”
—“Now I understand,” she replied, “how he was able to write so much nonsense. He paid no attention at all to what he was doing.”
Fernando Palazzi, Enciclopedia degli Aneddoti (Milan: Ceschino, 1946), col. 4802.
Short Stories on Honor, Chivalry, and the World of Nobility—no. 302